Cravings

I see and hear the most random, funny things at work. It's the little things that make the day enjoyable. Things like this make me smile:

Male Patient:
"I've been craving ice cream. Lots of ice cream. Quarts at a time. Is that bad?"

Nurse:
"Maybe you're pregnant."

Male Patient:
"Well, I haven't seen the doctor in a month, so anything is possible..."